Are you tired of being cornered by people who just love sharing every little boring detail about their lives? If only there was a way to let them know you're not interested in their dull stories.
Oh, wait. There is a way, and the solution is this simple patch that you can place on your commonly used personal items. Cool Story Bro moved from the streets to the internet, becoming a widespread popular meme. At first glance, the phrase seems complimentary to the hapless storyteller but it's dripping with sarcasm.
By turning this phrase into an attractive patch made from quality materials, you can put it to good use in all sorts of uncomfortable situations.
Apply this fun patch to a favorite jacket and become a walking billboard for your cause of avoiding dull storytelling as much as humanly possible. As soon as a person's story becomes boring, simply point to the patch and make your escape. This patch can also work with backpacks and all sorts of fabric bags and cases.
2.375"H x 2.25"W
Iron On Patch
Everything Legwear currently ships within the United States and Canada including P.O. Boxes and APO/FPO addresses within the United States.
Orders are generally shipped within 3 business days of the order date from our Texas warehouse. Orders placed during peak seasons and holidays may take longer to ship based on increased order volume.
Our shipping partnerships are with the United States Postal Service (USPS) and FedEx. Costs and delivery times are based on the service level chosen at checkout. Please note that our carriers may not deliver on weekends or holidays. Canadian orders are shipped via USPS or FedEx. Transit time varies depending on location, so please allow 5-20 business days for your shipment to arrive.
Questions?
For any questions, please contact us at shop@elegwear.com or at (469) 374-7600. You can reach us Monday-Friday from 9AM-4PM CST. If you cannot reach us or have sent us an e-mail, we will do our best to get back to you within 1 business day, excluding holidays and weekends.
PAYMENT
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Everything Legwear currently ships within the United States and Canada including P.O. Boxes and APO/FPO addresses within the United States. Our shipping partnerships are with the United States Postal Service (USPS) and FedEx. Costs are based on the service level chosen at checkout. Please note that our carriers may not deliver on weekends or holidays. Orders are generally shipped within 3 business days of the order date from our Texas warehouse. Orders placed during peak seasons and holidays may take longer to ship based on increased order volume.
Shipping to Canada
Canadian orders are shipped via USPS or FedEx. Transit time varies depending on location, so please allow 5-20 business days for your shipment to arrive.
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RETURN POLICY
We accept returns within 30 calendar days from the date you received it.
To be eligible for a return:
- Your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.
- Your item must be in the original packaging.
Your return package should include a copy of the receipt or other proof of purchase that includes your name and order number. The customer is responsible for the return shipping costs and can choose a shipping carrier of their choice. Please ship the item(s) you wish to return to:
800 Security Row, Ste. 4
Richardson, TX 75081
REFUNDS
Once your return has been received by Everything Legwear, please allow 5 business days to review your return. You will be notified via e-mail on the status of your return. All refunds will be issued back to the original method of payment. Credits back to your account generally take 3-5 business days as banks and financial institutions have varying processing times. Shipping costs are non-refundable. Any refunds will be for the product value only.
QUESTIONS?
For any questions, please contact us at shop@elegwear.com or at (469) 374-7600. You can reach us Monday-Friday from 9AM-4PM CST. If you cannot reach us or have sent us an e-mail, we will do our best to get back to you within 1 business day, excluding holidays and weekends.